I'm absolutely horrified by ALL of these stories, but I couldn't resist sharing them with you because I think they are HILARIOUS!!! So, check it. There is a blog site called "Tales From a Groupie" and the name says it all. It gives DETAILED accounts of groupies experiences with celebs and our very own Glenn Lewis has been written about and also THREE stories from Drizzy....Needless to say I was mortified by one story and surprised by another....
So, ladies if you EVER come in contact with a celeb and you're planning on doing the "nasty," check this site out first before you do. You may change your mind! ROFLMAO
http://www.backstagepazz.com/
Glenn Lewis' Story????? ROFLMAO...I just can't take the pressure. Enjoy.
How did you meet?
I met Glenn Lewis quite a few years ago in LA while he was signed to the Underdogs. A good friend of mine Tyrese introduced us. He was a little short for my taste but, very cool to talk to. So I decided to give him the time of day. Was very witty and charming, definitely a smooth talker. We were at the boom boom room, Will Smiths studio. We chatted it up for a bit & then decided to go get out of there. We went to the beach for awhile and chatted. I was in town from New York, so I had a hotel down the street. I needed to change before going out. I invited Glenn back. He kept rambling on about his two sons and how he missed Canada. It was cute, but soon got annoying. He seemed a little off. We went back out, and met Tyrese and a few other people at a night club. It was some womans birthday I'd never met before. We kicked in VIP for quite a while eventually I was wasted, and Glenn was on the sober side. When I was about to leave he offered to take me back to the hotel.
How was he in bed?
We got to the hotel, and I was a bit sexually frustrated so I had him come up in my room with me. I undressed and changed right in front of him, he had this sly look on his face. We began talking a little bit about his music, and his future plans.
I was a little too drunk to be focusing on any kind of chit chat. I went down and started unzipping his pants. & he helped me pull them off along with his "briefs" (I hate men who wear briefs by the way) I have to admit I was a slightly disappointed with the size of his d*ck. It was very slim and average length maybe. He shaved everything down there, maybe he thought it would make it bigger looking. I began giving him head, and he was making noises like a little girl, I kept pausing cause it was creeping me out. Very odd, very odd. He kept asking me to go lower, I went down a lil lower to his b*lls. He asked lower, then he asked me to lick his a*shole and suck on it. I refused. I laughed thinking he was playing though and brushed it off. I came up and he went down on me. He was very good at giving oral (thank god) because the rest of what he had wasn't much. I had some toys in my suit case, he was using one of them inside of me as he ate me out, and it was AMAZING I didnt want this to stop, he eventually kissed back up to me. He was looking at my other toys. I had some anal beads and vibrators. but this man asked me about the anal beads, before he fucked me. NOW I have to admit thats some CRAZY NASTY shit. At this point I covered myself and asked him to leave.
He argued and pleaded like a little boy and didn't want to go, but I told him I'd call ty and tell him he wasn't leaving me alone. (Me and Tyrese had a odd relationship, never sexual but he looked out for me)
What would you rate him?
8 out of 10 in going down
never had sex with him but, judging by size I'd give him a 3 out of 10
Would you do this with him again?
Hell NO. I was so grossed out. I took the LONGEST shower ever.
And I'd never listen to him whine about his ex girlfriend model "Zena Foster aka Tanks Baby Momma" or how much he misses Canada and hates L.A. DUDE YOU ARE WEIRD. Please find some help!
Oh. My. Soul. In. Christ. I should be blind by now for just READING that.....ROFLMAO...I REALLY hope that isn't true. LORD....
Drakes' STORIES??? Damn Drizzy....Damn. I still don't want your hood though. LOL
Not once, not twice, but THRICE similar stories from Drake are here. These women allegedly got "hood" from Drake and ALL loved it. ***side eye*** Anyway, enjoy.....LMAO
Story 1)
Alright so I assume y'all know about Drake. The up-and-coming buzzed about rapper from Toronto? Well he also happens 2 be Lil Wayne’s prodigy. Anyway, I’m from Toronto and in the Summer of ‘08, me and my girls were chillin’ at a club called Guverment (Toronto hotspot that’s known for hosting parties with celebs), the night was average, but who walks in but Drake and his crew. Now I ain’t usually checking for light skin guys that tough, especially with his build (I like ‘em NFL style lol). So I’m ordering drinks for my girls and I hear someone literally breathing on my neck, I’m like WTF and its Drake, looking all shiny and clean, he was like I’mma pick up the tab for you ladies blah blah blah, so we kicked it in the VIP with his boys for a couple of hours. Close up time rolls around and he’s like my new condo ain’t too far from here. At this point all my girls were all situated so I’m like “what the hell why not?” We get to his condo and let me tell u, this boy’s crib was SPOTLESS. Girl I’m talkin’ living lovely, beautiful view etc. We kicked it on the balcony smoked a blunt and all the while he played a few songs from his soon 2 be released mix tape SO FAR GONE. When “Best I Ever Had” came on I was ready 2 get it on and poppin’. He kissed me softly and deep, his kissing game was on point, all the while he had his index finger in my spot, had me soppin’ wet. He put my back against the wall of the balcony and fingered me while we kissed he picked me up and took that to the bedroom (again spotless) laid me down slow and told me “Get ready to ride the pony express.” I can’t lie that was a corny ass line, but by this point I was completely enthralled. His dick was AMAZING, long and thick, pretty head, big balls like you would not believe. I licked sucked and handled that for a good 20 minutes till he busted on my titties. We cleaned up and he said “Ready for round 2?” He spread my legs I was ready for the d*ck, but instead he gave me the tongue. Omg, he was lappin’ that p*ssy like a kitten and if I wasn’t already wet he made sure. He put the d*ck in slow and took it out fast. I was going crazy. He wanted it from the back, he slapped my ass, bit my neck. When he hit it from the back and he played with the clit at the same time. That sh*t had me so far goooooooone. Ha! I busted and he came like 10 mins after. The next morning he gave me $100 to cab back to my place. Which was at the other end of the city.
I would DEF rate him a 5/5. He knew how to make a one-nighter feel like his real girl, soft and sensual like.
We kept in touch, texting back in forth and he was always a gentleman, but he was too focused on dropping the mix tape and the rest is history...
Story 2)
How did yall meet?
One of my friends is in love with Drake so we all went to his concert here in town last Friday night as a “girls night out”. We showed up to the venue a little early since my friend knew some of the guys working there. There were TONS of little teenage girl fans everywhere I felt like were at a boy band show it was weird LOL. Anyways that’s when Drake and a few dudes rolled up in a black suburban. He walked thru and since we were right inside by the door he gave us a little smile and said “What up.” I chilled with my friends the whole time and we were at the bar for most of the time just hanging out during the show and afterwards one of the guys that worked there that my friend knew asked me if I would go to the back that someone asked for me. Me and one of my friends went and it was Drake and some of his boys. We chilled and drank for a while and he was real smooth, he knew just how to play the cool dude vibe and was real sweet. They told us about the after party that was fixing to happen. One of my friends had to leave, so she left and 2 of us stayed and chilled. They hooked us up with wristbands and all the info to get into the club where the after party was at. At the club was where we really chilled and drank some more. There was a lot of people so Drake was always wandering around meeting with everyone, but he always kept coming back to stop and talk and chit chat with me. At the end of the night he came back and asked if I wanted to go back with him and his boys to the hotel to chill. I had to go drop one of my other friends off, so we exchanged numbers and I told him that if he was for real that he could hit me up in a while and I would head back over to chill with him. I really didn’t expect anything, I kind of just wrote him off as a dude who was just looking for a quick piece of ass right then. But sure enough bout 20 minutes after I dropped my friend off, my phone rang so I went back and met up with them at the hotel.
How was the sex?
His whole swagger is just super smooth and chill. We sat and chilled and he was real flirty and real cute. He was just wearing some shorts and a black tee so it was real low key and I didn’t feel pressured. After another glass of champagne I was really feelin him and I’m not dumb I was knew what I was there for, but at least he wasn’t a complete asshole and rushing it. He was sitting next to me and started real smooth just rubbing on my legs and my arms and after that it was on. His lips were amazingly soft once we started making out I couldn’t get enough of those lips. I gave him head just because he had a beautiful dick. Just the right size, bigger than average, but not too big just nice and thick. And he definitely knew what he was doing with it. He was kind of aggressive when I started giving him head, pulling on my hair and pushing my head down, but I really didn’t mind because judging by his moans and groans he was enjoying it. After that he picked me up and put me on the edge of the bed and pushed my dress up. Real gentle at first kissing and licking everywhere starting by whispering in my ear then kissing and sucking all on my titties. He was touching ALL the right spots. He was working my clit hard while he was talking in my ear ‘til I came and he asked me if I wanted more. Of course I said yes and I pulled him up on top of me. We made out for a while longer with him grinding his dick on me for a little while longer before he grabbed a condom. His stroke game is on point and he likes to talk dirty, not super nasty, but just enough to let you know he knows what he wants. He lets you know what he likes and just how much he likes it, which just made it even hotter. He likes to bite a little bit, nothing super hard, just enough to make you feel it. SUPER SEXY. He was aggressive and took charge and was changing positions. We started slow at just missionary but then he quickly switched it up and pulled me on top of him. Finally he was hitting it from behind and it was amazing. He stayed on the bed for a while but he got up and stood up on the side of the bed and pushed my ass back onto his d*ck while I was still on the bed. He worked it slow at first but by the end was pulling my hair and grabbing on my back and going at it. He was grabbing and spanking on my ass real hard but it felt so good it didn’t even matter.
Would you do it again?
Hell yeah, It was definitely worth it just for going out for a girls night and ending up having some good sex.
What would you rate him?
I would give him a 3/5 just because I wasn’t dumb I knew what I was there for so I was just anxious to get things going and he took a little too much time being nice and trying to talk at first. No one likes a tease! LOL
Story 3)
So everyone thinks that Drake is this clean-cut child actor from Canada that’s so hot. Now I’m not going to lie, his music is hot but his d*ck game is even hotter. I figured since he was affiliated with Trey Songs he couldn’t be too clean cut. So I met Drake after he did a show on the Lil’ Wayne tour in Memphis, TN. They were staying downtown at a mediocre hotel and me and a group of my girls just so happened to have a friend working the front desk so we knew where they were at. We were at the bar having drinks figuring they would be in after the concert around 11:30. Sure enough Drake walks in with some girls (who I believe where the dancers) and the some other short dude whom I assumed was Jas prince son of rap-a-lot owner. So we kind of flirted and got his attention and they came over to the bar and was like what’s up with ya’ll, ya’ll from around here. We said no we just go to school at Langston but were from Vegas. They were like we’ll you want to come up, we can chill and drink up there. So we were like ok. We get up to the room and everyone is talking and having fun and all of a sudden Jas grabs my girl and was like yo we’ll be back. So I’m sitting there with Drake and he was like come closer come up on the bed. I’m like wow can I get comfortable first I barely know you. So after a few minute I’m like fuck it. I know what I came here for. So were sitting and talking, he’s telling me about why he raps. And I tell him I used to watch him all the time on degrassi.lol so then he’s like wow I really want to kiss you and I’m like huh. Kiss that’s soooo romantic so we kissed and next thing you know my shirt was half off. Now mind you he’s a Scorpio so you know his passion runs deep, Great kisser I must say. While were kissing I keep feeling something poking my stomach. I’m like yo your belt is really irritating me, till I noticed he had sweats on.lol you know my imagination went wild. So we kissed for a bit and then he was like you know what would really turn me on..I’m like what’s up talk to me..he was like some head..I’m like well that’s not really my thing and I thought to myself this might can be continuous thing so fuck . Then I thought I can’t break up a happy home, and I ask him isn’t your girlfriend Bria Myles, he’s says no that was a Lil fling but its way over now . So I say ok, let’s get it. Girl let ,me tell you when he pulled it out. GOD DAMN. Who said light skinned dudes weren’t in. I was locked in, as Diddy would say, on him. I figured he’s like 6’2 I so he has to be holding something and lord he was. It was like some porno shit I swear, they could mold that thing and sell it in stores. So I break him off for like 5 mins and then that was it. I guess he’s one of those dudes who enjoys head more than sex I was like wow I wanted to do more but it was ok cause the look on his face was priceless. He was really sweet though and was like maybe we’ll see each other again. If you ever in Toronto hit me up. We exchanged numbers, I called my girl and we left. Overall 9 out of 10 even though we didn’t go all the way, but his personality and passion was out of this world. I pray he’s stays single for a while cause any girlfriend he has is definitely going to catch hell.
WOW. Okay, ladies...you know what to do....Do we believe these stories????
SPEAK ON IT!!!!!
What in good batty skin hell is going on with these Power Rangers??? A few months ago, Skylar Deleon who played an extra in the Power Rangers series, murdered an elderly couple with his wife on a yacht. But now, looks like my favorite ranger - The Black Ranger aka Zack Taylor was recently charged with driving drunk at 4:00AM in Alabama....WTF???
